Funny and Sarcastic WhatsApp Status Ideas for Humor

“People say that laughter is the best medicine… your face must be curing the world.”

“I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended yet. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.”

“If you’re waiting for me to give a crap, you better pack a lunch. It’s going to be a while.”

“Never mistake my silence for weakness. Nobody plans a murder out loud.”

“If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.”

“I’m actually not funny, I’m just mean and people think I’m joking.”

If we tell people the brain is an app, maybe they’ll start using it.

Staying connected is more important than making your point.

Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

If you think things can’t get worse, it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.